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likesmatureones 55M
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3/23/2019 1:59 pm
Why i hate big box stores..the hardware edition


So yeah it's freaking spring...i just got my tax refund and decided to buy a bug zapper.

For some reason the pain in the ass " stink bugs" have decided to descend on various parts of america.

A stink bug is like a moth..only stupider..it flies..its attracted to light and will go after your light fixtures. Once inside your house they have no clue how to get back out.

So the obvious solution...

Zap the fuck out of them with a big bug zapper.

So i have money in my pocket and looking to buy. So i go to menards...it's a slightly larger version of home depot or lowes.
I walk in and everything seems like a hodgepoge of junk.

Youd think the bug zappers would be with...summer goods/ gardening/ patio stuff maybe...
I found the cheap crappy black flag version with the bug sprays..
Huh?.. so where's the big daddy boxy looking bug zapper that will fry an elephant?

Oh you don't stock ..those..yet..maybe? That is the answer i got from an associate..it might be an online item only..
Huh?...er they do know this is spring in Missouri..its 65 degrees out..are they waiting for fall to display them?

So i figured id buy a nice solar light for my dog's grave..
Er..they aren't in summer..they aren't in patio..they aren't in gardening...
They ended up being in...electrical..

This is why i hate box stores...from now on fuck this..im becoming amazon's bitch and will just get it online..
Better prices and selections.

likesmatureones 55M

3/23/2019 2:01 pm


likesmatureones 55M

3/23/2019 7:13 pm

Really..why not just rip my heart the fuck out...

Dude..you don't know me..you don't know my dog..

I don't reply to your blogs...yet i am open to honest discussion on mine..i allow you to reply

Don't shit on my blogs.. it is low of you to take a swipe at a man's death dog..
Really bro...your better then that...



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