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Chooo Chooo The Jenna Crazy Train is Leaving the Station Hello my kinky friends. The Jenna is crazy train is warming in the station. My best friend from School is getting married next weekend in Florida. I am her Maid of Honor. She was my MOH my wedding a year and half ago. Now part of the MOD responsibilities is the bachelorette party. Now kari who was my MOD, hired the party bus, had male stripers, so much alcohol that I could have been placed directly in the ground with no further embalming necessary. their was the usual bar hopping, penis props and books on sex. Now I was smart, my bachelorette party was the week before my wedding. I needed a day for the hangover to go away. Hers is the Thursday night before. All of her friends are traveling in for the wedding so no luxury of the week before. Mind you I owe her a little pay back. I feel asleep on the ride back to the hotel and when I was taking a shower the next morning, saw the sharpie message written above my whoo ha, Property of Dan the Man. My evil plot is to get her drunk and when she passes out,, put on long wearing tattoos on her butt checks. these last 8-18 days. I have one skull and cross bones and another is a list of mens names crossed out with her future husband as the last one. There are like 40 names on the list. These are all about 4 by 4 inches in size. So each check is going to be fully adorned. Now just so no one thinks I am entirely evil, they are going to Utah to go skiing for their honeymoon. They live in Florida so the beach is an everyday thing. So no bikini photos of the honey moon. The train is coming down the tracks. Jenna Stay kinky my friends. |
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2/1/2019 11:06 am |
You might want get a tattoo for the for the front saying like "so many men has enter before" lol
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Like the way you get even and think --- A little evil
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Very sexy body babe, super ass
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2/1/2019 11:57 am |
If you were truly evil you'd convince her to get a more permanent tattoo...
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Should be perfect for soaking in the spa or heated pool after skiing.
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2/1/2019 3:32 pm |
[some (small) number, crossed out] 0 days since last man. A ruler running some good distance down her inner thigh "You must be this long to enjoy this ride" with an arrow. "Family planning advice, use rear entrance"
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Well a tat below her navel saying " CUM one CUM all "
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Good lord, some of you are fucking morons. It's meant to be a (mostly) harmless prank, not ruin her fucking wedding! Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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It's better than getting her crazy drunk and putting her on a train to Cleveland, Ohio with a homeless 77-year old man with a lisp.
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2/8/2019 10:12 am |
So its past 1 and I am just waking up. What a night! We had a blast. The bride to be is now the proud owner of two semi temporary tats on her hips. I am sure I am going to hear about it soon enough. Or maybe she will not see them. lol The skull and crossbones didn't come out well because she moved when we put it on her. It looks more like someone coming out of a jungle. The names list was perfect. Her other girl friends were more than willing to help because of past pranks she has pulled on them. Rehearsal tonight wedding tomorrow and Sunday on the beach.
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