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Say your a street preformer..some famous singer watches you cover their song
Posted:Apr 17, 2019 7:34 pm
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2019 7:54 pm
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I saw this awesome vid on youtube where steven and liv tyler were watching this street busker singing an aerosmith song...
He calmly walks up and starts singing along to the Armageddon theme song.

So it made me wonder if you sang for money on the street..and you were killing the fuck out of it..
Which singer would you luv to see in the audience/ which of their songs would you be singing?
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Vlad
Posted:Apr 15, 2019 7:31 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2019 7:32 pm
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Hello.

Once in a lifetime bargin..bro
end your flood..

And i gone,..

I literally will end my ties with alt..

If you agree to end your floods..

It really is easy.. i know your anger was not towards .
But i could feel it building.,

Yet i m
The honey bagder..

,,,,,and you will get fucked

P

I beg..you to stop.
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Maybe the problem is me
Posted:Apr 15, 2019 6:32 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2019 7:13 pm
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If you've noticed even though not the number 1 blogger..nor in 16 yrs have i ever been.

I do unleash my own wave of influence upon this blog land.
I the people's champion..my armor is ,ill fitting and is tight in the crotch. Damn you duct tape.
But i nut and challenge the powers be.
I ..and always will be the honey badger.

Yet like luke skywalker..maybe i the angry white reduced to sitting on the edge of the galaxy millking ..whatever.

Maybe the blog is better without . Ive notice vlad is posting more..maybe you are better without

And is a start...

honestly considering getting out of the lifestyle.
I really think this is my last go around with this Domme.

If i light this match and burn this bridge..

burning down the house and done with the lifestyle for good.

It has passed by.. too to care.

I honestly feel like i to move on.

really ready to say fuck it..

No for a good will hunting momment..you will not stop my house on the way to the construction sites to realize..omg..
I dont belong..

Duhh..have i ever fit into alt in 20 plus yrs on this site?

Its one last go around...or gone...

Maybe is enough of a personal threat for vlad to stop flooding..

If he stops.. gone
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Tax time..omg paying the 1 percent city tax
Posted:Apr 15, 2019 4:38 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2019 6:34 pm
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Perhaps your of the lucky souls that not only gets the fun of paying fed,state...but yes a 1 percent of your earnings..city tax.

So if you live in or work in the city ...your on the hook...and yes this gets voted on..
But it usually occurs on the ballot at some election that isnt really advertised...so like 5 voters show up.
And it passes cause the mayor promises to use the for entitlement programs. Meanwhile he funnels it into tax breaks for development corps/ construction projects in kc like a downtown convention sized hotel.

Even worse you may not even realize you owe this tax..not wanting to put an..omg really..burden on the employer...they are not requirred to take it out of your taxes..

So if your like me your stuck with a nice bill come tax time.

My only recourse is to get another job..lol..or to prepay into an account with the city...pay a lil each month so this doesnt hit me in the endπŸ˜²πŸ˜­πŸ˜¬πŸ’©.

And if your really lucky you wont realize this tax exist until you get 5 yrs down the road and the city tax dept wants their plus interest...i kidd you not. And nope they wont budge on the interest portion.
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Get out...the serial killer...er cat is in the house..the return of lillith
Posted:Apr 15, 2019 4:04 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2019 10:18 am
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So yeah..the oh hell no that aint my cat...lillith went missing for like 4 days..

This is the cat that my roomies stoner kid found in some industrial complex and then dumped on us..

Lets just say her and this cat arent my favorite

So yeah as much as i dont want an animal to suffer or run away...running away is what some cats do..

Anyway 4 days rolled by and not a peep...my roommate even put a bell collar on her...not even a jingle..

So i assumed lillith was gone..

Long story short i go to put food out and this cat tears out of nowhere like a bat out of hell...

And proudly announces...immmmmmmmm backkkkk.

Then she runs downstairs and acts like a diva..

And im sorta torn...it was nice here without her..she is a bit of a bully..
Its also nice to know she isnt outside dead or suffering
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You found a real man..how do you keep him..from a mans pov
Posted:Apr 14, 2019 12:51 pm
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2019 5:57 pm
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I appreciate jenna bringing up the topic... but honestly it doesnt matter if she is wearing vicky secrets..or flannel pjs or a burka..

Guys are always horny..

If you really want to keep a man i will offer a few simple tips..

1. Its not the constant talking that annoys a man. Just remember that your female brain is very good at multitasking. You think with both sides of your brain at once.
Men are different..we need shut down time..we need to veg..we can only use one side of our brain at a time
So please keep that in mind..if you want your man to fix something or do some chore. Give him only 1 task and let him accomplish it...
Men arent normally good at multitasking and will get pissed if you want multiple things done at once.

2. If your angry at your man...for the love of God..please yell at him then.
Woman have the habbit of storing up all that rage and using it as ammo when you do eventually agrue..
Women tend to bring up minor shit a man did 5 yrs ago.
Please stop this..every guy hates this.
I rather someone paddle my ass deep red then to be reminded that i forgot an anniversary etc 3 yrs ago

3. Please stop trying to change your man..people dont change..accept him for who he is or find another man.

4. If you want to keep a man then get involved in the stuff he enjoys..too many women complain the guy just sits on the couch and plays video games etc.
Have you ever asked him why he enjoys it?..
It's easy to complain..harder to understand..

5. Sure a bj gets the job dobe..
But have you ever thought that is why he may not satisfy you in the bedroom. Your showing him instant gratification is all one needs..there is no intimate touching,no romance etc.
So he never learns the art of exploring ones body etc. Its straight to the dick...penis centered thinking..
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Overhyped..
Posted:Apr 14, 2019 7:25 am
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2019 7:29 am
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Is there some movie or tv show that comes to mind when you hear the word..overhyped..

Sure i get fan passion for something...
But i hate when the media assumes everyone is watching GOT ..
And if your not watching you need to binge watch 24/7...to catch up
Cause you dont want to miss out..

Huh? I watched minutes of the show once...it wasnt for me. Dont care how much nudity or violence you add to it.

The same can be said of star wars...they lost me with jar jar binks and i havent been back since.

not fan bashing... bashing the overhype of the product by the pr dept and the media..
Do we really give a fuck if the old emperior survived the fall in the ewok movie? That is like saying we need to look into the surlock pit to see if bobafet escaped..
Wtf cares...but if we are going down that rabbit hole can we atleast bring back darth maul...
Apparently if a jedi can survive in space..they can survive a fall?

tired of the..omg you better watch or youll miss out hype..

And no doubt if i care to watch it later on in life?,..
I will already know the ending cause some azzhole will feel the need to instantly tweet about it.
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Best blogger ever
Posted:Apr 13, 2019 8:13 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2019 8:15 pm
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I honestly think i am the best blogger on alt....minus those that flash some boobs or a hott ass ( yeah i cant compete with that)..

But for content.. i think this honey badger gives them a run for their ..

Sure they are all tna...

BUT i also connect..and that's what scares them.

Sure you dont wanna admit it..
But the honey badger stirs the pot.
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Vlad check your settings..i cant access your profile/ respond to your blogs
Posted:Apr 13, 2019 7:53 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2019 8:03 pm
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No matter what you write...i dont have access to your profile or your blogs..you might want to check your setting
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Explaining vlad..yep your gonna laugh
Posted:Apr 13, 2019 7:46 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2019 7:47 pm
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Now alot of people will bitch that omg...clutch my pearls.. and say hail marys..
leo is as bad as the...say not his name..

Vampire lord..

just egging him on..and making the problem worse somehow

People..are you really that ?.do you think vlad is that .?

Have you not figured him ..

Really?

Omg..really?

Perhaps vlad and i are running ( put on your tin foil hats folks cause here comes YOUR conspiracy)..
The ulimate scam..he floods and i bait...you think we are enemies but in fact we are this ninja team that secretly brings down global bdsm websites.

We are good cop and bad cop..

He rocks the vamp vibe with the leather and the sunglasses.
I rock the unicorn gay vibe with the spandex..

Who would ever guess that we were working as one.

He is like the batman to my robin...yummy.
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