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Posted:Jan 15, 2019 5:25 pm
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2019 5:25 pm
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There is a reason the cosmo doesnt allow someone like me into a mexican resort.

My ex or is she my ex? Is there right now and sending me pics.

I dont begrudge someone from having the means to enjoy a vacation.

But omg ... really..all inclusive...

It really is like letting the fat guy loose at the buffet...im not bagging on fat guys..i had many asian employees flabbergasted at tge..o g..the white guy is going back for another fucking plate..
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Got 10 inches..am i being negative?
Posted:Jan 13, 2019 8:17 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2019 5:49 pm
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Part of the disagreement between me and my ex domme was snow.

I tend to go into full emergency mode..she treated it like it was nothing and i was being overtly negative.

Well i have my reasons...i dont have 4 wheel drive and my car is a shitty lil ford.
My house has a slanted driveway and a slanted culdesac...
Which the city seems to conveniently skip when they plow.

So i try to make a pathway out with my small snow blower..the kind that is just meant for your driveway and not the whole culdesac.

And to top it off the last snow storm in november was very wet and heavy...so it just clogged my snowblower.. i had to shovel 6 inches of wet snow and really hurt my back.

If i just sit back and take life easy then i cant get to work on monday...so i cant just be happy go lucky. I need to get going on snow removal.

Oh by the way we got 10 inches😲😲😲😲🤤😛..

So telling her this somehow computed me being..omg..negative?

She on the other hand is retired..has a flat small driveway..doesnt have to leave the house until the snow is gone.

Me...i worked like 6 inches of snow for 3 hrs outside..my snowblower worked..#praise be Jesus!@@😁...
Only to have 4 more inches fall... and like 2 more hours out in the cold.

I think sometimes people are looking for something to start a fight..at times it looks like she is chomping at the bit

So this probably is our 5th attempt of having some sort of relationship..bdsm or otherwise..
.and i really dont think its gonna happen.

Away i can admit when im wrong..im not the happiest most positive person on the planet...

But to blow up over an email about what a pain 10 inches of snow is gonna be....seems sorta out there.
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I gotta step up my game
Posted:Jan 12, 2019 3:59 pm
Last Updated:Jan 13, 2019 8:13 am
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I think its getting old w my ex..we literally hit on all gaskets...i think at times we are ready to have something..

And then ill say something innocent in my email...and she gets angry when i say something negative about having to shovel 9 inches of snow.

And i dont know if i can deal with the drama..i wonder if it is worth it
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Lewis,c.k and the parkland joke
Posted:Jan 3, 2019 4:57 am
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2019 9:12 am
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So maybe you heard that lewis is trying to make a comeback after admitting he beat off in front of unexpecting females he invited over.

Now im not sure why this isn't a police matter instead of a social media one is beyond me.
I mean if i did that cops would be knocking on my door.

So lewis has been hitting up some comedy clubs and trying out new material.

In one of his sets he compares the kids of his generation to the modern one..
Lewis jokes about his childhood being loose and free and doing drugs. He then compares his childhood to that of the parkland students...
Lewis jokes how serious they are, how they dressed in suits and appeared before Congress and how they want to tell him how to live his life.

Alot of people got mad..how dare he make fun of these students😲.

I heard the entire routine on the radio.
I think people are getting a lil butt hurt on this one..
Probably the same way alot of people think we shouldn't joke about the President.

Lewis chose parkland for two reasons...
1. It was a glaring example of kids on one side of a spectrum..they did dress up, did appear before congress and do act like they want to write policies.
David hogg was on so many talk shows i honestly wondered if he still was a student..overnight the media acted like he was an expert on gun violence, etc.

Which for right or wrong...the parkland students were great polar opposites to lewis' childhood.
Imagine if lewis just said..look how uptight these kids are now a days...
The bit loses it's direct comparison
2. Lewis knew using the students in the routine would gain him media attention.

So he becomes known as now this dick head insensitive comedian and we sorta forget that he dropped out of the comedy scene cause he was insensitive creep that played with his dickhead.

Besides we give a huge pass to comedians..noone cares that kevin hart tweeted homophobic slurs ...noone cares that amy shumer did the same thing.

And noone will care that..omg lewis,c.k. made a joke about the parkland students...
Anyone that gets pissed off will be dismissed as being " butthurt".
No doubt soon lewis,hart and schumer will star in a remake movie aimed at kids...jumungi 3...anyone?

Lewis,c.k is sorta like the d bag star wide receiver on your football team...
The only reason lewis will be given opportunities is because someone sees dollar signs..
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The twilight zone..the series and my thoughts
Posted:Jan 1, 2019 9:32 am
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2019 4:03 am
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Yesterday syfy network ran its usual twilight zone 24 hr marathon...and i totally bought in.

And omg is there like a bad episode of this show?..each episode is like a masterpiece...especially compared to m night shamalama ding dongs surprise movie endings...

Yes we figured out that omg the religious commune occured in modern times..despite them looking like a cross between hippies and the amish. It doesn't take a blind woman stumbling through the forrest for the " medicine" to figure it out.

So yeah i got to see william shatner and his gremlin on the plane wing...i got to see burgess Meredith as the whimpy husband that just wants to read alone... i got to see jack klugman looking for pip...

Rod serling was alot like gene roddenberry of star trek fame..they say he not only wrote alot of the episodes..he rewrote them all so they fit his particular vision for the show.

So as a fan compelled to ask what is your favorite episode?
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A new year...if we can't change..can we atleast let the old crap go.
Posted:Jan 1, 2019 9:16 am
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2019 4:04 am
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I KNOW...everyone and their mother just signed up for the gym and it will be stuffed to the gills.

People make pledges to CHANGE..and then about february say fuck it..

Instead of change how about just letting go...of the baggage of the past. Sure its great that you bought those 200 dollar running shoes...
But wouldn't it be better to say your sister or your parents...and rebuild that bridge...ive read way too many articles where the daughter didnt want to do christmas with her family because...omg😲😲😲😲 they are trump supporters.

Like wtf..so you avoid your own parents because of politics??? Huh??? That's fucked up

People who started a new resolution will find its easier to run when your not weighted down with last baggage..that or a good poo.

Its a new year...let go of the past and begin fresh.
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As you can tell the vodka is flowing and leo is blogging..got to see lil dog for the last time
Posted:Dec 31, 2018 6:54 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2019 8:29 am
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If your a fan i blogged before about my roomies dopey assed son..he dumped two animals on us.. a cat ( the one i call pain in the ass cat).

And my buddy lil dog (aka.. frankie)..part mexican dog..part terrier..i guess?
for a year and a half i cared for that dog...he slept with me every night and made me smile everyday.

.yet it wasn't my dog.

And eventually this dickhead took his dog back...and now he and the girlfriend are moving to texas.

Frankie was never my dog...but tonight idiot came over for christmas and brought frankie

And it was like time stood still. frankie dog jumped on bed and stood on my belly like old times.

I gave him one last treat and got to pet him goodbye.

I will never see the dog again...maybe its for the best..he will be warm in texas..ill be freezing my balls off in kc

But i gave him a wonderful year and a half in my care.. he literally laid on me for warmth during the night..

And he will be missed.

Perhaps seeing lil dog one last time was the best gift of all
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Why i don't understand women
Posted:Dec 31, 2018 6:08 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2019 9:00 am
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There was an article on yahoo from a married woman that read like something out of a journal.

She said when she was young she got alot of unwanted attention from men and learned how to deal with it.

Now ( even though she has a loving husband) complains that because she is in a wheelchair men don't pay her any attention..like she has become A sexual. She still wants to be desired.

She went on to say being in a wheelchair put her in fetish territory..like those bad porns where men omg crave ..amputees.( her words not mine)

This is the point where someone inserts the record being scratched sound.

LADIES...YOU are special and desired. Just because you don't fit the cosmo or kardashian definition of desireability.

Men want you..being in a wheelchair doesn't make you undersireable..being bigger than the cosmo standard doesn't make you unattractive.

You really need to stop listening to media and ask a dude what he likes..

Personally i would not turn down a date with a handicapped woman..

I think alot of people would question why a married woman in a wheel chair would want attention from other men..i mean isnt a loving husband enough.

But i will give her a pass on this..who doesnt want attention
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So yeah today is my birthday
Posted:Dec 31, 2018 6:01 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2018 6:27 pm
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It really wasnt a bad birthday...( insert irony here)..

I drank a lil sunday night and overslept my fucking alarm..
I didnt shower..just threw clothes on and raced to work.

To which there was no business...it was dead..me half a sleep/ half drunk/ stinky and the shop kitty sleeping in my lap.( now that is a pic you don't want on your company websire)

Then the harmless jalapenos on my nachos for sunday's football game decided to get their revenge. I swear there was no heat in my mouth,but omg there was alot in the tailpipe.

Then just as i was ready to go to sleep, i actually had to deliver product.

Did i mention that its like 35 out and raining for like 10 hrs now.

The 2nd in charge says we are only working til noon...but i was out delivering til 1.

I got home to find the stupid moen shower was leaking...😲.. i hate the moen corporation... the new shower cartridge cost 50 buck and is a bitch to install...it literally comes with a pack of lube ( that is how you know your in for a good ass pounding).
I put in a new cartridge 3 months ago and the motherfucker now is dripping. Huh? Wtf moen corp.
.. i rained down hell and earth on the moen customer service people last time..
They are lucky they are closed for the holiday. But wait till they read my emails.

I didn't get any presents..but that's cool.. i know people blew their bank at christmas.

.. i got a card and some balllons though😁...

I think the best present was people didn't call me an old man or over the hill.. it is what it is..i'm 50..

I still got alot of plugging to do. Hell tonight i even looked at the leaking shower. Seems like it's not the cartridge problem but a problem with the way the handle on the shower was engineered.. i took the handle off and the drip stopped..too much torque?.
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On turning 50
Posted:Dec 30, 2018 7:56 am
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2018 7:21 pm
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Tomorrow is my birthday...i turn the big 50 and thought i would reflect on what it means to be this age.

Notice how i didn't say what it means to get old..

First off there are some sticker shocking things that happens to a man when he gets to a certain age...with me it was like 40.

1. Your hair starts turning grey..like wtf..so you have to experience the wonders of home dyeing your hair..
Until you grow tired and say fuck it. Its even worse if you rock facial hair.

2. Your hair thins out and when you go to the supercuts the only style you can get is the buzzed military look.

3. Your weiner doesn't work...whether its ED...or something else...not bragging but i never had this problem..but then again some guys have a full head of hair at 70 and mine is thinning badly.

4. Some young buck challenges you.. im not the biggest guy out there..im 511 210. Im not physically intimidating.
So yeah i've fought alot in my day.
About 6 months ago this young guy called me an " old man" and said he was gonna knock me the fuck out.
There are certain types of people you never want to fight..big dudes, crazy dudes and wolverines.( that one guy that doesn't give up)
I just happan to fall in the last category.. i looked that idiot in the eye and said your not knocking anyone out.
Age is just an illusion.. i would have fought him..#honeybadgerdon'tgiveafuck.

But still it's odd to hear someone call me ""old man".. it's sorta like calling clint eastwood an old man.

So yeah younger guys this is something to look forward to.

I made it to 50..now it's about making changes in my life to help me get a better quality of life as i start up this hill.
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