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Easter 9/8/2022
Why did Jesus die on the cross? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He forgot his safe word!
5 Comments,
108 Views,
8 Votes
,2.78 Score
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A laughting motorcycle 8/23/2022
What do you call a laughting motorcycle? <br><br>
A Yamahahaha
5 Comments,
213 Views,
183 Votes
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A common theme 8/23/2022
I see a lot of posts for points
2 Comments,
97 Views,
85 Votes
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Any funny Sex Stories 1/26/2022
Anyone love to share something funny that has occurred
in bed?
2 Comments,
159 Views,
140 Votes
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A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which the funniness culminates in the final s 1/7/2022
A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which
the funniness culminates in the final sentence, called
the punchline… In fact, the main condition is that the
tension should reach its highest level at the very end.
No continuation relieving the tension should be added.
As for its being "oral, " it is true that jokes
may appear printed, but when further transferred, there ...
5 Comments,
52 Views,
18 Votes
,4.08 Score
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Airplanes 1/7/2022
I have a joke about airplanes, but it seems to go over peoples
heads.
2 Comments,
169 Views,
151 Votes
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Canine quarantine 12/28/2021
The World Health Organization, W.H.O., is concerned that
the new virus will spread to dogs. Therefore they have ordered
all dogs worldwide to be quarantined for 14 to keep dogs
safe from the new covid virus. 15 days from now you can release your out of quarantine,
and then you can sing "W.H.O. let the dogs out?"
6 Comments,
124 Views,
103 Votes
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Mask-cott 10/25/2021
If we boycott the mask mandates, can we that a "Mask-cott"?
2 Comments,
155 Views,
140 Votes
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Bad dad joke 9/27/2021
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man
on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!
4 Comments,
142 Views,
123 Votes
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blonde school teacher 8/29/2021
a young blonde school teacher was trying to make her students
understand blood circulation. after going over what the books said a couple of times she
realized it was going to take more effort on her part to make
them understand. since she was wearing pants she stood
on her head against the wall for couple minutes. then she
asked a couple of students to come up and make observations.
one of them ...
2 Comments,
215 Views,
110 Votes
,0.26 Score
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kinsey 8/29/2021
Anyone else old enough remember the movie ""?
They claimed Revel's Bolero was THE choice in banging
music. Awhile later Kinsey did A study and OMG Bolero was
America's choice. Incredibly enough for Gay Men their
choice was also a classical piece the "William Bend
Overture".
4 Comments,
254 Views,
223 Votes
,0.05 Score
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Vaccine joke 8/29/2021
If we get our Covid vaccine shot in our butt, can we call that
shot a "Butta-Fauci?"
3 Comments,
173 Views,
158 Votes
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bad joke 8/29/2021
man walks into a bar.... ouch!
2 Comments,
169 Views,
136 Votes
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Canadian joke 6/14/2021
How do you upset a Canadian? In conversation, say "oh, you meant ice
hockey."
9 Comments,
300 Views,
238 Votes
,0.49 Score
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The doctor is in 4/30/2021
Knock knock
5 Comments,
65 Views,
37 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Why? 4/28/2021
Why do women wake up and rub their eyes? <br><br>
Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
6 Comments,
280 Views,
231 Votes
,0.73 Score
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How many good people 2/21/2021
Does it take to find
4 Comments,
245 Views,
197 Votes
,0.28 Score
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Ladies and Gentlemen 2/2/2021
I give you all. <br><br>
Joke ends
1 Comments,
59 Views,
48 Votes
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Dirty jokes 1/24/2021
Anyone have good dirty jokes to share? lol
2 Comments,
85 Views,
71 Votes
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Making jokes of others 01 8/23/2020
Telling jokes so every one laughs is one thing, making fun
of someone is another. Making something thats funny a joke is something else than
making him a joke ! ty
3 Comments,
194 Views,
177 Votes
,0.63 Score
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Hunting Season 6/29/2020
A father goes hunting for some deer and he nails a beautiful
1o point buck butt does a bad job cleaning the meat when he
makes it for dinner. His wife comes by later and says "Dear
I was masturbating and I found a pellet." He thinks
nothing of it and tell her not to worry about it. Later his
comes by says she got horny and found a pellet when
she tried to fuck herself. He thinks ...
3 Comments,
275 Views,
155 Votes
,1.37 Score
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A dad joke 6/12/2020
Did you hear about the Victoria's secret in Canada?
They are thinking of changing their name to 'Panty
Hosers'.
5 Comments,
176 Views,
144 Votes
,1.06 Score
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Making jokes of others 02 4/17/2020
I can imagine why some people make jokes of others.... Bottom line is that most of them have low self-esteem. What do u think ?
1 Comments,
184 Views,
166 Votes
,0.55 Score
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How Many? 3/19/2020
How many guitarists does it take change a light bulb?
<br><br>
. change it and 10 sit around and say, "I
could have changed that way better!"
1 Comments,
97 Views,
86 Votes
,1.66 Score
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... dad joke ... 3/6/2020
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie
in it!"
1 Comments,
56 Views,
49 Votes
,0.57 Score
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Small get together 1/23/2020
: There will be a small gathering in the school tomorrow. Please come.
Dad: What do you mean? Who will be there?
: Only you, me, and the school principal.
3 Comments,
116 Views,
12 Votes
,3.33 Score
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Blonde Painting 1/23/2020
One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants
to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods.
She rings the door bell and says, "HI, is there anything I could do for
your house or you???" <br><br>
The man thinks and says, "Sure, can paint my porch.
You will find all the stuff in the garage." <br><br>
The girl says, ...
2 Comments,
37 Views,
7 Votes
,3.80 Score
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My First Time 1/23/2020
It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. <br><br>
The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. <br><br>
Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do. <br><br>
Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine. <br><br>
I ...
3 Comments,
35 Views,
6 Votes
,4.50 Score
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The Golfer and the Leprechaun. 1/23/2020
An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive
into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun
flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's
ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle
from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving
him. "Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked.
"I'm afraid I hit you ...
1 Comments,
37 Views,
6 Votes
,4.22 Score
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Confession 1/23/2020
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini,
Italy, went to the local church for confession. <br><br>
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional,
The man said: 'Father ... During World War II, a beautiful
Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to
hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.' ...
2 Comments,
49 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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