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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Reluctant   2/27/2019

She was a bit reluctant to marry him. He'd been married before, more than once, and she told him "I don't know. I heard you treat your women badly." "Oh, that's just old wiv


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Million dollar picture   2/15/2019

A man got a from his lawyer saying there was good news and bad news. Of course he wanted the good news first. "Your wife just found a picture that's worth a million dollars!" "Wow,


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Trouble   2/9/2019

Why is it that whatever I say I seem to get in trouble? When she wakes up after a particularly good nights sleep and says she feels like a new woman I get in trouble for agreeing with her - all I said


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
The Irish Genie   2/2/2019

The bar was kind of quiet when the Irishman walked in, so he took a stool and asked for a beer. The barman poured one and told him the price. “Ah, well now, you see I've actually got no on me


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Salesman   1/14/2019

An Aussie got a job as a salesman at a huge department store in Los Angeles, the kind of place that sells everything imaginable. Because it was just a trial position, his boss asked at the end of the


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Sexual Outlet   1/6/2019

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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Shark Attack   12/23/2018

A new Australian was a bit dubious about swimming at Bondi beach because of his fear of shark attack. His mates assured him that it was relatively safe, there were very few sharks around and that he w


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Social Intercourse   12/23/2018

Is social intercourse like social drinking? You only do it at parties?


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Oops   12/16/2018

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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Yes or No?   12/16/2018

When I asked if she's into BDSM she slapped me. Was that a yes or a no?


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Doggy Style   12/11/2018

Little Johnny is out for a walk with his Mum when he spies two dogs mating in the park. "Mummy, Mummy, what are they doing?" "They're making puppies darling." Well, Johnny gets


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
A Small Penis   11/22/2018

I met my new girlfriend online. She's from Thailand. She says having a small penis doesn't matter at all. I know, intellectually, that she's right. But still, I can't help wishing that


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Bondage   11/19/2018

Is it just me, or has alt become focused more on the d/s aspect of bdsm, with a little m but hardly any b? Nobody seems to be discussing bondage at all and there seems to be a tendency to dismiss thos


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Labels   9/11/2018

Everyone likes to complain about labels, how a label doesn't accurately describe them and can never define them. Well, a label is like a map. To be useful it must be inaccurate. Strange concept? C


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Lesbian Dinosaur   9/11/2018

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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Crime and Punishment   8/29/2018

In many situations, whether some approach will work or not depends on the degree to which it is applied. Maybe some examples will clarify what I mean. <br><br> If I chill or compress natur


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Learning   8/24/2018

I have a horse who may be considered a slave. We go riding when I choose, where I choose, for the duration I choose and at the pace I choose. He lives in a paddock I choose and gets fed goodies in the


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
The Prisoners Dilemma   8/24/2018

The prisoners dilemma is the original basis of game theory. It goes like this: Two prisoners are locked up, separately. Each is accused of a relatively minor crime which will earn them a year in priso


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Polygamy   8/23/2018

It seems strange to me that in this day and age polygamy is still illegal. We have gay marriage, we have no fault divorce, and yet a spouse is forbidden to marry a second partner unless they divorce t


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Inconceivable   8/19/2018

A woman will not become pregnant if she is inconceivable or impregnable, nor if she is insurmountable and inscrutable.


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arero 62 M
21 Articles
Score 5.3
Purchase   8/18/2018

I had a few replies to my ad wanting to buy a slave but only one guy actually seemed serious. Well, one was all I needed. He lived a fair way away so we set up a meeting at a motel about halfway betwe


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