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Quickie in the bushes 8/20/2008 There are two statues in a park, one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, wit 2 Comments, 129 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mammogram 8/10/2008 A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed in her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? Whats the 2 Comments, 110 Views, 0 Votes | |
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3 old ladies 8/3/2008 3 old ladies, Gertrude, Maude, and Betty were sitting on a park bench bench in Toronto, Ontario having a conversation when a flasher approached them from across the park. The flasher came up to the l 2 Comments, 98 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Body Builder 7/29/2008 The body builder takes his shirt off and the blonde says, What a great chest you have! He tells her thats 100 lbs of dynamite, baby. He takes off his pants and the blonde says, What massive calves yo 2 Comments, 90 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SING IT GIRLS!!! 7/26/2008 At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But Id spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could ta 2 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
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CATHOLIC BLONDE 7/8/2008 On their Honey moon, the blonde slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new catholic husband had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why 2 Comments, 107 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Husbands are husbands 7/3/2008 A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for? the man asked. The wife replied. "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on 2 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lulus Grandma 6/18/2008 Lulu was a , but she didnt want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had a 2 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT 6/5/2008 Its really stupid but you gotta try it!!! it is from an orthopedic surgeon... this will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you cant 2 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED 6/4/2008 What is the difference between girls/Woman aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78? At 8- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 you tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28- You dont need 2 Comments, 137 Views, 0 Votes | |
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know what I think 6/3/2008 Fred and Mary got married but couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for there first night together. In the morning Johnny, Fred's little brother gets up and has his break 2 Comments, 80 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little girl vs Cop 5/30/2008 A cop was on his waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shinny bike stopped beside him. Nice bike, the cop said. Did Santa bring it to you? Yes sir, the little girl said, he sure d 2 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BLONDE 5/28/2008 A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who also was a blonde. The blonde cop asked 2 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes |
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