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6 Shots Of Jagermeister 6/25/2007 A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can i get you? "The bartender inquires. "i want 6 shots of Jagermeister, "Responded the young man. 6 shots? are you celebrating something? "Yeah my 0 Comments, 149 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Superman Gets Horny 6/25/2007 One day superman is really horny and sees wonderwoman sunbathing on a beach naked! he gets an idea...."They've always said i'm faster than a speeding bullet and i've always wondered what she'd be like 0 Comments, 166 Views, 0 Votes | |
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crude sex joke 6/25/2007 Q What do a Rubix and a penis have in common? A The longer you play with them, the harder they get! 0 Comments, 90 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Classic 6/24/2007 A woman was standing in a crowed lift of the hotel she was staying in. when a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. the man said "i'm sorry! but if your heart is as soft as your tit, 0 Comments, 163 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Crude joke 6/24/2007 Q What is better than a cold bud? A A Warm bush! 0 Comments, 118 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Crude jokes 6/24/2007 Q How do you know when you are getting old? A When you start having dry dreams and wet farts! 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Crude jokes 6/24/2007 Q What did the banana say to the vibrator? A Why are you shaking she's going to eat me! 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Classic joke 6/24/2007 One day an indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well whenever a indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the 0 Comments, 120 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A new bride went to the doctor 6/24/2007 A new bride went to the doctor for a check up, Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy, she asked the doctor "What's that thing hanging between my husbands legs?" The doctor replies "We call 0 Comments, 186 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blonde joke 6/24/2007 A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the 0 Comments, 157 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blonde joke 6/24/2007 Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? A. FULL! 0 Comments, 100 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blonde joke 6/24/2007 Q. What does the Bermuda triangle and a blonde have in common? A. They both swallowed a lot of semen! 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blonde joke 6/24/2007 Q.What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A. Frosted flakes! 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blonde joke 6/24/2007 Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? A. they chip their teeth! 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blonde joke 6/24/2007 Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A. you can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball! 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Poem 6/24/2007 Bound in silken cords, she kneels before his lust. Eyes cast down posture is perfect All sharp angles and soft, soft curves Her breathing now 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Poem 6/24/2007 i turn hearing you call my name i strain to make out your words. as they fade inti time past. i struggle with my tears. as they overwhelm 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Whipping Post 6/24/2007 Sound of leather falls Falls mating with braced fair skin beats loud into the night an external heart pumping endorphins there is no fear 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Poem 6/24/2007 She braces against the dungeon Wall soaking a death like chill from The stones her hair brought forward, long tresses of blonde draped between her breast he pl 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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In Fountain Court 6/24/2007 The Fountain murmuring of sleep, A drowsy tune. the flickering green of leaves that keep the light of june. 0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dirty jokes 6/23/2007 At the cinema a man noticed a young woman sitting all by herself. he was excited to see she had both hands under her skirt and was fingering herself furiously. he moved to the next seat to her and off 0 Comments, 152 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Master's kiss 6/23/2007 Silence is broken by her rapidly beating heart. she is quickly consumed with anticipation her precious sight is with held by means of a blindfold. she is left standing with limited senses as her body 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dirty jokes 6/23/2007 One day a girl decided to buy some crotchless panties to surprise her boyfriend, she went and bought them, got home, put them on and waited. when the boyfriend got home there she was spread eagle on t 0 Comments, 133 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dirty jokes 6/23/2007 Wife: i dreamt they were auctioning off Dicks the big ones went for ten dollars and the thich ones went for twenty dollars." Husband: "How about the ones like mine? Wife: "Those they gav 0 Comments, 96 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How are woman and tornadoes alike 6/23/2007 How are woman and tornadoes alike? they both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave! 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blonde joke 6/23/2007 TGIF Q: Why does a blonde write TGIF on the inside of her shoes? A:To remind her that toes go in first! 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blonde joke 6/23/2007 Out on A Limb A blonde, brunette, and redhead are hanging out on a limb of a cliff 0 Comments, 80 Views, 0 Votes | |
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An innocent Enough Enquiry 6/23/2007 Aguy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful women after a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can i smell your pussy?" the woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not! " 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Father & ! 6/23/2007 A walks into the living room and sits down next to his dad. after a few minutes dad notices that his has the biggest grin on his face, curiouse dad asks "Whats with the huge smile ? his replied "We 0 Comments, 116 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The 6/23/2007 What is the difference between a and a bitch? A will screw everybody at the party. A bitch will screw everybody at the par 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes |
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