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Articles by firmhandsanity

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Stupid joke   9/11/2007

Why did the shetland pony lose his voice?



He was a little hoarse!


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firmhandsanity 58 M
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Stupid joke   9/11/2007

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren!


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firmhandsanity 58 M
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Stupid joke   9/11/2007

What is the technical term for a lesbian sex change operation?

A Strapadicktomy!


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firmhandsanity 58 M
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Stupid joke   9/11/2007

Why cant you trust a woman?



How can you trust something that bleeds for a week and doesnt die?


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firmhandsanity 58 M
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Stupid joke   9/11/2007

Did you hear about the two Irish gays?



Patrick fitskirk and Kirk fitspatrick!


9 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes
firmhandsanity 58 M
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Stupid joke   9/11/2007

Did you hear about the two Scottish gays?



Ben Doon and Fill McCrevass!


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firmhandsanity 58 M
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Stupid joke   9/11/2007

Did you hear about the masturbating robot?

He pulled himself to pieces!


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firmhandsanity 58 M
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Stupid joke   9/11/2007

Why is a gay man like a microwave oven?

They both brown your meat!


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firmhandsanity 58 M
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Stupid joke   9/11/2007

Why is a woman different from a fridge?

A fridge doesnt fart when you take out the meat!


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firmhandsanity 58 M
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Stupid jokes   9/11/2007

Did you hear about the two gay judges?

They tried each other!


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firmhandsanity 58 M
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Stupid jokes   9/11/2007

Did you hear about the octopus that only had six tentacles?



He wasnt the full squid!


9 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes