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My Little Bitch 1/24/2014 My Little Bitch. When I walk in the door she's sat on the sofa, eyes closed and one hand immersed in her pussy, breathing sharply. "Enjoying yourself ?", I ask. Her eyes open widely and stare 0 Comments, 455 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Rabbits 1/26/2010 Teacher says to little Johnny. "If I give you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and 2 more rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?" Johnny replies. "Seven, Miss" The teacher tries aga 0 Comments, 181 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sheep 9/20/2009 One sunny day I was driving through the countryside when I spotted a naked man in a field. He was stood up, holding a sheep by its back legs, and positioned between them. I wound down the car 0 Comments, 210 Views, 0 Votes | |
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For my Lady.......Musings 5/28/2009 For my Lady....Musings... As I kneel at the edge of the bed contentedly lapping up what's left of my Ladys' nectar, I keep thinking how lucky I am to have met and serve this wonderfu 0 Comments, 329 Views, 0 Votes | |
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For my Lady 5/27/2009 For my Lady Sharon opened the door and stood staring at me, exhaling smoke from her long cheroot into my face. "You're late" she said, "Get your ass in here, I've waited long enough". 0 Comments, 428 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Honeymoon Breakfast 3/11/2009 Three newlywed couples were on their honeymoon and staying in a packed hotel. As a result of the hotel being full, all the tables in the restaurant were quite tightly packed together for the breakfast 0 Comments, 184 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cross breeding 1/28/2009 Q What do you get if you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic insomniac ? A Somebody who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog. 0 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Three guys in a bar...... 1/18/2009 There were three guys in a bar discussing what drives their ladies crazy in bed. First guy says " when I come home, I bring my lady a dozen roses. We go to the bedroom where she strips naked and lays 0 Comments, 173 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Nuts 1/16/2009 Q - What do you call nuts on a wall ? A - Walnuts ! _____ Q - What do you call nuts on a chest ? A - Chestnuts ! _____ 0 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What's the difference......again 1/7/2009 What's the difference between a blowjob and anal sex ? A blowjob will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak ! 0 Comments, 95 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What's the difference..... 1/6/2009 What's the difference between an egg and a wank ? You can beat an egg ! 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Bath For My Mistress. my first story I also used as an introduction to a lady on this site. 8/14/2008 "Is my bath ready" She calls from the hall, just as i finish turning off the taps."Yes" i reply as i swirl the foaming bubbles around with my hand.Her footsteps echo as She comes up the polished woode 0 Comments, 321 Views, 0 Votes |
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