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Father and bonding 11/1/2009 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old . They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?". To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are 1 Comments, 377 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Only if it's raining 11/1/2009 A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh My God - Hur 1 Comments, 370 Views, 0 Votes | |
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2 Old Friends 11/1/2009 Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What 1 Comments, 243 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Santa's lap 11/1/2009 A little girl jumps on Santa's lap: Girl: "For Christmas, I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa: "Don't you know Barbie comes with Ken?" Girl: "Oh no Santa, Barbie fakes 1 Comments, 205 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Backseat 11/1/2009 A guy and a gal were in the backseat of his car after having sex. The guy says to the gal, "If I would have known you were a virgin I would have taken more time." The gal replies, "Hell, if I'd a know 1 Comments, 286 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Italian Bread 10/30/2009 Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.The 80 year old was amazed at his 1 Comments, 209 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Eternally yours...NOT! 10/29/2009 A couple decided to renew their wedding vows at a party for their 25th wedding anniversary. Friends and family gathered. The wife first recited the lines she wrote for her part. Next the husband read 1 Comments, 191 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Riddle me this.... 10/29/2009 Riddle Me This.... Here's a little something to get you thinking. The answers are below, but give each a chance before looking. NO CHEATING! Riddles: 1. When I go in I might 1 Comments, 254 Views, 0 Votes |
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