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Wedding certificate 6/26/2008 Have I had examined our wedding certificate for about 10 minutes , my wife said what are looking for, I said the expiry date ! 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Marriage 6/26/2008 My wife asked what I wanted for our 25 th wedding celebration, I said a 2 minute silence ! 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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One man 3 drinks 1/4/2008 A stranger walks into a bar and asks for 3 shots of bourbon in single glass's. He drinks all 3 very slowly pays and leaves. This goes on for about 2 months, the barman says to him on 0 Comments, 128 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Man and Pig 1/4/2008 A man walks into a bar with a pig under his arm. The barman asks" Where on earth did you get that from The pig says " I won him in a raffle " 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Two nuns in a car 12/22/2007 Its a dark cold night, two nuns are driving down a rural lane, its very very dark and isolated. Suddenly the devil jumps on the bonnet of the car. " What should we do " shouts the nun who is in the pa 0 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
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in a bar 12/22/2007 A goes into a bar and orders a double bourbon, the bar man says " Whats with the long face " ? 0 Comments, 108 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Nun in Bath 11/18/2007 A young novice nun is having a bath at the convent, there is a knock at the door, sh2 cries out in a fluster "Q who who is it ", a mans voice responds " Its the blind man from the village ". Thank goo 0 Comments, 162 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex in Alaska 11/5/2007 Two guys meet for the first time at LA airport, they have both just got divorved. Over a few drinks they agree they will goto Alaska to get away from everything and start a fresh. Th 0 Comments, 196 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Life 8/11/2004 I'VE OFTEN WANTED TO DROWN MY TROUBLES, BUT I CAN'T GET MY WIFE TO GO SWIMMING. 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mother in law 8/11/2004 I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said " Are you going to help ?" I said "No , Six should be enough!" 0 Comments, 118 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How God Operates 8/11/2004 When I was a I prayed to God for a bicycle, then I realized that God did not work that way. So I went out and stole a bike and then prayed to God for forgivness 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
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2 fish in a tank 8/11/2004 2 fish in a tan k, one says to the other " you drive and I will fire the gun " 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes |
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