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Iron Man Contest 9/24/2003 A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender how he could win the iron man contest that the bartender was having. The bartender said to the man “First you have to knock the lights out of th 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Elderly Couple 9/24/2003 An elderly couple was driving cross-country, the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. <br> The officer said, "ma'am did you know you were speeding?" <br 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Affair 9/24/2003 A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Drinking Irishmen 9/24/2003 An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each on in turn. When he finished them, he comes back into to the b 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Husbands' Performance 9/24/2003 Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as a lover. <br> The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers an 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Making a baby 9/24/2003 Mom and Dad were taking young Billy for a walk through the park one sunny afternoon when all of a sudden, in the bushes a short distance away, Billy spots two dogs going at it. Billy says, "D 0 Comments, 96 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pain Machine 9/24/2003 A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth, and the doctor told them that he had developed an experimental machine and asked if they would like to try it out. He explained carefu 0 Comments, 91 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dead or Alive 9/24/2003 GENUINE COURT TRANSCRIPT... <br> Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you c 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
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New Partner 9/24/2003 A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, he sets off on his first round and soon catches up to the person in front. He sees that this 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Honeymoon Parrot 9/24/2003 A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom's annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their love-making. Finally the gr 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes |
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