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its ok to be a c/d BUT!!!! 9/12/2004 If god had made man and woman we would be faiful to each other in some religions this is true. But on the other hand life would be boreing wouldnt it!!!!. The truth is its not who you are its what 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
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essex jokes 9/12/2004 an essex man went to an agency and asked for an XR3I. <br> essex girl cums she drops her chips and how do you know when 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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cocksucking frog 8/27/2004 A man brought home a cocksucking frog and gave it to his wife. she said "what the fuck am i ment to do with that"?. He replyed "teach it to cook and fuck off"!!!! 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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song 4 you 8/1/2004 was it you that did the pushing put the stain upon the cousion footprints upside down on the dash board. yes it was i that did the pushing put the stain upon the cousion footprints upside down on 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
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hammster jam 8/1/2004 a woman goes into a pet shop and looks at the hammsters there are two cages one priced at 50pence the other at 3.00pound she asks the manager why they are priced this way he replys" 50pence ones ar 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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jock with a 7/11/2004 a scotish man being of tight wallet went to a and asked how much to wich she replyed "10 pound for the smooth and 5 pound for the rough". so he pays 5 pound anyway hes fucking away but has to sto 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
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gardners and scots 7/2/2004 have you heard about the bent gardner who came out of his shed with pete (peat) on his back !!!. and the gay scots called michael fitzpatrick & patrick fitzmichael !!!!. <br> crap i kn 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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bi crossdresser why do i do it !!!!!! 6/22/2004 im a 35 yr old male with a girlfreind and all the usal trimmings that come . but by night esp in the bedroom i long to be used by any one with a large tool my girlfreind also likes me to be used b 0 Comments, 166 Views, 0 Votes | |
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wife sent to work!!! 6/16/2004 a husband sends his wife out on the game. when she came back heasked how much did you earn. she replyed 100 pound and twenty pence. looking puzzeled he asks who gave you 20 pence. all of them 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes |
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