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Easy Quiz 2/20/2006 World's Easiest Quiz <br> Passing requires only 4 correct answers....a measly 40%. <br> <br> 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? <br> 2) Which count 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
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100 people in the world 2/20/2006 If we reduce the population of the Earth to a small town with 100 people and keep the proportions, it will look like this: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 Americans (northern and southern) 8 Afri 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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House trained? 2/13/2006 A girl takes her new boyfriend back home after the dance. She tells him to be very, very quiet as her parents are asleep upstairs and if they wake up, she would be in big trouble as she’s not all 0 Comments, 343 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Roadkill 2/13/2006 A young brickie starts work on a farm, and the boss sends him out to the local supplier for more cement. As dusk falls, though, he's still not returned – so the boss calls him on the CB radio. 0 Comments, 189 Views, 0 Votes | |
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First massage 2/13/2006 Plucking up the courage, a young man goes to a massage parlour for the first time. As he's not sure when to ask for the dirty deed, he lies on the leather bed, frustratedly getting more and more ar 0 Comments, 175 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Big bug 2/13/2006 While out shopping one day, a woman spots her husband cheating with another woman in a restaurant. Waiting until he returns home, the wife pretends everything is normal – cooking his dinner, iron 0 Comments, 168 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Big IS better 2/13/2006 An old woman goes into a sex shop and asks the assistant if she can have a look at an assortment of vibrators. Despite a wide range of colours, shapes and sizes, none of them appeal to the old lady 0 Comments, 391 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Freddie 2/13/2006 Little 10-year-old Freddie goes for a long weekend with his uncle, a wealthy Hampshire farm owner. One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupt 0 Comments, 363 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Me Drunk? 2/13/2006 A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, Have you been drinking, sir? Why? snorts the man. Is there a fat ugly bird in 0 Comments, 135 Views, 0 Votes | |
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South african justice 2/13/2006 Three men in a prison in South Africa; two white, one black. The first white guy says, ‘I’m in for six years for robbery. The judge said I was lucky. If it had been armed robbery, I would have 0 Comments, 230 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Examination 2/13/2006 One day a man has a terrible stomach complaint and goes along to his doctor to see what can be done about it. The doctor tells him that he is very ill, but that he can cure his condition with a cou 0 Comments, 152 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sexy lisp 2/13/2006 Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and Odin, King Of The Gods are enjoying a flagon of mead in Valhalla, the Norse heaven. Suddenly, Thor turns to Odin. “You know, my Lord” he says, thoughtfully 0 Comments, 125 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Texas style 2/13/2006 A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers, and when the cowboy finished his drink, he found his had been stolen. He 0 Comments, 135 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Good advice 2/13/2006 Sat on a park bench, a small boy is munching one chocolate bar after another. After seeing him starting on his sixth, a man on the bench across from him shakes his head. ‘, ’ tuts the gentleman 0 Comments, 141 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wayne!!! 2/13/2006 An Essex girl goes to the local social benefits office to claim her family allowance, and tells the officers that she has ten . ‘Wow!’ says the clerk. ‘What are their names?’ ‘Wayne, Wayn 0 Comments, 114 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ass fruit 2/13/2006 Two men shipwrecked on an island are captured by cannibals. The chief informs them the only way to avoid becoming dinner is to undergo the ‘Ordeal of Fruit’. The men accept at once, and the chi 0 Comments, 140 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dumb 2/13/2006 Roy Rogers is riding through the Wild West on his trusty , Trigger, when he happens upon Apache Indians. Not best pleased at having trespassers in their territory, the Indians capture Roy and bury 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Tigers balls 2/13/2006 Prior to competing in the 2001 Open Championships, Tiger Woods is touring the links courses in Ireland and pulls into a petrol station in his huge Mercedes. ‘Howdy, ’ he says to the attendant. 0 Comments, 171 Views, 0 Votes | |
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On Site 2/13/2006 An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, ‘You're in charge of sweeping.’ He then tu 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Good Maid 2/13/2006 A rich man is away on a business trip and phones home. The maid answers and he asks if he can speak to his wife. ‘She’s upstairs having sex with her lover, ’ the undiplomatic home-help replie 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hermaphridite 8/11/2005 A San Francisco woman gives birth to a baby, and shortly afterwards the doctor comes in and says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." <br> The woman sits up in bed and says 0 Comments, 180 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Did you know 8/4/2005 Did you know: <br> The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. <br> No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. <br> &l 0 Comments, 99 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ya gotta smile 8/1/2005 Three smiling corpses are lying in a morgue in Alabama, and a detective goes into the coroner's to find out the cause of death. The coroner points to the first dead man. ‘This is Cletus, ’ he s 0 Comments, 139 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Treatment 8/1/2005 A man walks into a pub and orders a drink. He necks it, takes out his cock, and pisses all over the bar. The landlord is furious and tells the man to get out. He apologises profusely, saying he doe 0 Comments, 168 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bells 8/1/2005 On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away Jennie went straight round to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her gran explained ‘He had a heart attac 0 Comments, 91 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Free ride 8/1/2005 This nun’s standing at a bus stop when a double-decker pulls up. As she gets on, the nun notices she’s the only passenger on the bus, so she turns to the driver and asks, ‘Could you do me a v 0 Comments, 114 Views, 0 Votes | |
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tough and stupid 8/1/2005 Three men reach the final round of tests to join the SAS, and are called together to speak with the interviewer. ‘Do you love your wife?’ says the officer. ‘Sir, yes I do, sir, ’ say the re 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Great ears 8/1/2005 For quite some time, there’s a man living next door to a beautiful young girl. He curses his lack of confidence, as he’s never said more than hello to the fantastic creature. Then one day, as h 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Really Drunk? 8/1/2005 Three guys are comparing their drunkenness from the night before. The first guy says, ‘I was so drunk I don’t even know how I got home … I just woke up in my bed in a pool of sweat.’ ‘Oh 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Scouser 8/1/2005 At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke – 6 feet 5 inches tall and 350 lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. 0 Comments, 79 Views, 0 Votes |
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