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Robert Downey Jr. 10/9/2005 robert Downey Jr. says, "I don't drink these days. I'm allergic to alcohol and narcotics--I break out in handcuffs." 0 Comments, 110 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mike Tyson 10/9/2005 Jay Leno on Mike Tyson's filing for bankruptcy, "This is the first time Mike got up to Chapter 11 in anything." 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Men will be Boys 10/9/2005 When one of his players was thrown out at home, the high scool baseball coach from Davidson County, North Carolina, went ballistic. He charged the ump screaming and protesting the call until he was 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wedded Blitz 10/9/2005 I realized that a friend's grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the day we attended a relative's wedding. As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the churc 0 Comments, 79 Views, 0 Votes | |
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All in a Day's work 10/9/2005 Eddie and Tom work in a warehouse. Wanting some time off, Eddie climbs up onto the rafters and hangs upside down from his knees. The boss comes in and asks, "What do you think you're doing?" 0 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes | |
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name changes 10/9/2005 Everyone is on this low-fat craze now. The Mayo Clinic just changed its name to the Balsamic Vinaigrette Clinic. 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
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be careful what you pray for 10/9/2005 Desperate for a , a couple asked their priest to pray for them. "I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome, " he replied. "I'll light a candle in St. Peter's for you." When he returned three years later, h 0 Comments, 134 Views, 0 Votes | |
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couch trip 10/9/2005 A french poodle and a collie were walking down the street. The poodle turned to the collie and complained, "My life is such a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
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house painting 5/21/2005 A woman decides that all the rooms in her house need to be painted so she calls a contractor and arranges to meet him the next morning. The contractor shows up and she leads him into the living roo 0 Comments, 172 Views, 0 Votes | |
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penguins 5/6/2005 A man walks into a bar and asks for a double bourbon. He drinks it straight down and asks for another, he drinks that straight down. he asks for a third and downs that also. He asks for a fourth, a 0 Comments, 167 Views, 0 Votes |
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