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Articles by dommaster99

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Strange Sex Laws   2/27/2011

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Anything other than face-to-face is considered illegal.

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The Romans would crush a first ti


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dommaster99 66 M
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Types of Women   12/30/2010

COMPUTER Woman: You can't live with them, you can't live without them.

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her o


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One for the ladies   12/30/2010

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answe


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Pleasing a woman   12/30/2010

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The Doorman,


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dommaster99 66 M
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This will make you smile   11/8/2010

One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.

He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "Yo


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