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Cinderella 3/6/2006 Cinderella wants to go to the ball. Her evil stepmother says no. Cinderella is sitting on a bench in the garden crying because her stepmother is so evil. Her fairy godmother appears and tells Cinde 0 Comments, 253 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A visit to the city 11/3/2005 An Amish family went to the city. They were amazed by almost everything they saw in the mall. The young boy and his father were especially amazed by the silver walls that opened and then slid shut 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Old Harold 9/7/2005 There this guy Harold who's like 97 years old and lives in a nursing home. Anyway every evening after dinner Harold would go out to a secluded part of the garden and just sit on the glider thinking 0 Comments, 366 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Affair? 8/15/2005 A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they went off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was to be cremated, he 0 Comments, 408 Views, 0 Votes | |
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One word or two 5/23/2005 An elderly couple had been seeing each other for quite a while. So they figured marriage was the next logical step. <br> One evening they went out to dinner for a heart to heart talk. They 0 Comments, 391 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Tattoo 5/21/2005 Ben came home late that night. His wife Linda asked "where the hell have you been?". I got a tattoo he said proudly. A tattoo she said angrily, "What kind of tattoo?". I got a tattoo of a hundred 0 Comments, 403 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Day At The Races 4/15/2005 This guy is just sitting there quitely reading his newspaper when his wife walks up and smacks him on the head with a magazine. <br> "Ouch" he says. "What was that for?" <br> "That 0 Comments, 332 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The funeral 3/24/2005 This guy goes into the local convenient store for a quick cup of coffee. When he comes out he sees a strange looking funeral procession going into a nearby cemetery. <br> There was a big b 0 Comments, 160 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The big pour 3/18/2005 We all went over to Dan's house early. It was a side job, pouring a concrete slab and apron for his new garage. I think Paul knew Dan from some bar but the rest of us were just in it for the money. 0 Comments, 251 Views, 0 Votes | |
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free refills (1) 3/5/2005 We had talked via the internet for almost a year. First we flirted and then we became fast friends. I knew all about her and she me. The miles between us didn't seem quite as many anymore. Finally 0 Comments, 386 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Poke Her Party ..... (I'm out) 2/22/2005 They all came in from the kitchen. Joe came up to me and bent down. We were face to face. His breath reeked of alcohol. He told me if I suck this dick real nice he would untie us. I let him slip hi 0 Comments, 1967 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Poke her party...All In (read poke her party 1st) 2/20/2005 My heart cried out for my poor Kathy. She lay on the floor gagging having swallowed three mouthfulls of sperm, the my 5 card playing buddies, squirted into her mouth. They tied our legs with extens 0 Comments, 1560 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Poke her party 2/19/2005 The guys came over just to hang around maybe play some cards or something. It was my night off. Kathy, my wife, was working though. Well anyway me and the guys, I don't know maybe four or five co-w 0 Comments, 1600 Views, 0 Votes | |
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All she could give was obedience 2/18/2005 My flight to Chicago's O'Hare Airport was late as are the majority of flights to that city. My good and dutifull friend and subservant Pam was to pick me up. Pam was at the airport at 2:15 but my f 0 Comments, 580 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Serve All 2/17/2005 It was late afternoon on a warm spring day. Naked I crouched on the floor at the door blindfolded, waitng. Waiting for the mysterious on line aquaintenance to arrive. I had never seen him before bu 0 Comments, 339 Views, 0 Votes |
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