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A Man comes home early 3/26/2007 A man comes home early and finds his wife in bed asleep. He lifts up the covers and works his way up to her pussy which he eats until she comes over his face. He slides out from under the cover and go 0 Comments, 172 Views, 0 Votes | |
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An Elephant 3/26/2007 An elephant meets a camel and asks "why have you got tits on your back?" The camel replies "thats fucking rich coming from a fat cunt with a dick on his face!!" 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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College Student 3/1/2007 A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, 0 Comments, 290 Views, 0 Votes | |
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An Octopus 2/21/2007 An octoupus walks into a bar and says " I can play ANY musical instrument you like". An Englishman give him a guitar which he plays better than Jimmy Hendrix. An Irishman gives him a piano t 0 Comments, 269 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Two Priests 2/9/2007 Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get 0 Comments, 281 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Well-endowed 1/27/2007 ** Cant take credit for this either** There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the operating room to reme 0 Comments, 246 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Experimental Drug 1/27/2007 ** Cant take credit for this either found on another site...but well worth the long read** "Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you g 0 Comments, 422 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Black Eyes 1/27/2007 ***Can't take credit for this either*** What do you tell a man with two black eyes? Nothing hes already been told ... 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wal Mart 1/27/2007 ** Cant take credit for this either found on another site.... well worth the long read!!** Trouble at Wal-Mart Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go 0 Comments, 142 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Race 1/27/2007 ** Cant take credit for this either found on another site...but worth the long read!!** The Race Horses Racing Today.... 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Teapot 1/27/2007 * I found this on another site.... so cant take credit ... but I did think they were funny!!* John was fixing a door and found that he 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Indian Brave 1/27/2007 Little indian brave goes up to his mother and asks.... "where did my sisters name come from?" His mother says "when your sister was born there were little white clouds in the sky.. so we called her 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cooking Eggs... hmmm not sure about this one !! 1/19/2007 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful, " he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're 0 Comments, 260 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dad's Philosophy 1/17/2007 A man walks into a drug store with his 13 years old . They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter of factly replies, "Thos 0 Comments, 153 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Fax 1/17/2007 A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife. You must realise that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dildo Salesman 1/17/2007 There is a traveling dildo salesman. He knocks on a woman's door and she allows him in. He states: "I have a dildo worth 10 dollars, another worth 20 dollars, and another worth 30 dollars". 0 Comments, 165 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A womans revenge !!! 1/17/2007 A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks abo 0 Comments, 141 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Poor Grandad 1/17/2007 On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her 0 Comments, 188 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Pharmacist 1/17/2007 A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well, " he said, "I've been seeing this girl for 0 Comments, 202 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Man on a plane 1/17/2007 A man, sitting next to a woman on a jet, suddenly sneezes. Unexpectedly, he unzips his pants and wipes the end of his penis off with his handkerchief. He then zips up and continues reading his maga 0 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Tampon ( Nothing is sacred !!! ) 1/17/2007 A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wif 0 Comments, 232 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pat and Mike 1/17/2007 Pat and Mike were walking down the street. When they came to the church, Pat says, "Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession. It's been a long time." Pat enters the confe 0 Comments, 266 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ponderings for 2007 1/16/2007 TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007 10 Life is sexually transmitted. 9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die 8 Men have two 0 Comments, 180 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Seamstress 1/16/2007 One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear , why are you crying?" 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Boys Will be Boys 1/14/2007 A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. Th 0 Comments, 214 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Ex Girlfriend (Not mine!!!) 1/14/2007 I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she ask 0 Comments, 109 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hmm Male payback perhaps?? 1/13/2007 A family is at the dinner table. The asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, , there are three kinds of breasts. 0 Comments, 247 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THERE IS A SERIOUS SIDE TO THIS 1/13/2007 For years and years they told me, Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all t heir warnings, And protected them by 0 Comments, 100 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Barbie 1/13/2007 One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his 's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display w 0 Comments, 218 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Johnny 1/13/2007 ** THIS IS A JOKE AND IS NO WAY RELATED TO THIS SITE ..... IT IS ONLY THAT - A JOKE ** The teacher standing out in front of the class... she says "Now class I would like you to p 0 Comments, 384 Views, 0 Votes |
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