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The penguin and the mechanic 11/12/2005 A Penguin was driving along in his car when it starts spluttering and smoke start belowing out of the exsaust. The Penguin pulls into a garage and the mechanic says leave the car with me and come b 0 Comments, 132 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Woman and the Panda 11/10/2005 A Woman picks up a Panda in a bar and takes him back to her place. She takes off her clothes and is now spreadeagle on the bed. The Panda goes down on her, fucks her then heads for the front 0 Comments, 162 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Bear and a Rabbit 11/7/2005 A Bear and a Rabbit are having a shit in the woods. The Bear turns to the Rabbit and says "do you ever have trouble with shit sticking to your fur", the Rabbit replies "no", so the Bear grabs the R 0 Comments, 206 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Red Riding Hood 11/5/2005 Little Red Riding Hood was skipping through the forest one day when she saw the Big Bad Wolf crouched behind a tree. She stops by the tree and says to Big Bad Wolf, "what big eyes you have". 0 Comments, 99 Views, 0 Votes | |
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superman feeling horny 11/5/2005 Superman was flying over the rooftops one-day feeling rather horny, when he spots wonder woman naked and sunbathing. He thinks to himself 'I could swoop down there now give her one and fly 0 Comments, 127 Views, 0 Votes |
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