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Articles by lickittyclit719

lickittyclit719 39 M
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Set it free   8/2/2008

If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

If it just sits in your living room, eat


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lickittyclit719 39 M
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Hidding in the closet   8/2/2008

Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over.He says


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lickittyclit719 39 M
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Little Johnny's   8/2/2008

Little johny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a 'Guess Whats Behind My Back' game. She goes to her desk and picks up a item. She says, okay class, what am I holding, its RED, RO


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lickittyclit719 39 M
8 Articles
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The Chili At A Diner   7/4/2008

A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her,


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lickittyclit719 39 M
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Intercom System   7/4/2008

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the


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lickittyclit719 39 M
8 Articles
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Turning Eighty   7/4/2008

An old man went in to see the doctor and said,


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lickittyclit719 39 M
8 Articles
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Unhappy Pharmacist   7/4/2008

Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing. The pharmacist is perplexed but doesn't give it a second thought. The ne


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lickittyclit719 39 M
8 Articles
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Spy Parrot   7/4/2008

This guy walks into a petstore. For the past two weeks he has suspected his wife of cheating on him, so he decides to buy a parrot that can tell him what goes on at his house during the day while he i


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